You brought me flowers,
you picked yourself,
Or sometimes roses,
Off the shelf.
Painted watercolor hearts,
and wrote me stupid rhymes.
You were just about as stupid,
but I didn't know at the time.
I don't miss your caveman feet.
Thank you, inventor of socks.
I put away the things you gave to me,
and labeled it "The Asshole Box."
That... was in a fit of passion,
So I kind of apologize.
I guess, for a while there,
You were a pretty decent guy.
In fact, you have plenty of fans,
though I can't say I understand the hype.
Months later, what can I say?
Mom warned me about "the romantic type".